Whose kid is that???

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Little S pointed to a picture of me.

“Watermelon,” she says while pointing at my face.

I’m never eating again.

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And the worst of all.
Her favourite word is kentut now.
So everytime she sees someone and she’s bored, she’ll say, “Hey, *insert victim’s name here* kentut!” in front of everyone! For no apparent reason.

And because everybody laughs when she says it, she thinks it’s really fun. So she does it over and over again and makes sure the whole house / restaurant / shop / country knows that someone farted.
It’s so embarrassing to take her now

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She picks up on words so fast these days! At one point, I kept saying “duh” to just about anything. And she followed and kept saying “duh” at anything we say. I felt so guilty for gay-ing her up like that!

Now I choose my words carefully when I’m with her.
Saying “whatever” a lot isn’t gay right?

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